It’s Deer!

A family were given venison by a friend. The wife cooked the deer steaks and served them up for dinner.

“What is this?” asked their young daughter. “Is it beef?”

“No,” answered the father.

“Is it pork?” asked their young son next.

“No,” said the father. “I’ll give you a clue. It’s what Mum sometimes calls me.”

“Spit it out, sis!” yelled the boy. “We’re eating asshole!”

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