Pay Up

A shoplifter was caught red-handed trying to steal a watch from an exclusive jewellery shop. The shoplifter pleaded with the manager not to call the cops and said he would happily buy the watch. After careful deliberation, the manager agreed.

“That’s 500 dollars then.”

“Hmmm,” said the shoplifter, “that’s more than I planned to spend. Could you show me something less expensive?”

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