Soul’s the Catch
A lawyer was approached by the devil with a proposition. The devil said he’d arrange the devil to win every case, make twice as much money, work half as hard, be appointed to the Supreme Court Bench at 49 and live to be 95. In return, the lawyer had to promise the devil the souls of the parents, his wife and his three young children.
The lawyer thought for a moment and said: “So what’s the catch?”