A very funny and interesting review of Dark Shadows.
The movie world seemed to be all abuzz recently over The Avengers. I was more interested in another release—Dark Shadows, directed by Tim Burton and starring Johnny Depp. This is their eighth collaboration, and if you’re looking for something new, well…better find another movie. But if you want another ridiculous, campy, shadowy Tim Burton/Johnny Depp movie, you’re in luck.
The story is about Barnabas Collins, and the Hell-fury of a woman scorned. Barnabas makes the mistake of scorning a witch, who kills his parents, kills his true love, turns Barnabas into a vampire, has him buried alive, and spends the next two hundred years trying to destroy the Collins family fishing business. When Barnabas is finally dug up in 1972, he finds that the family has dwindled to just a few destitute members, though they have hung on to Collinswood, the enormous manor house. Uncle Barnabas resolves…
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